[She would have made this private, but she has no idea how.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

I DON'T WANNA DIE.

HOW DO I NOT DIE.

Comments

[material_guy]

Diseases are bacteria or something, ain't they? Those are alive, you can kill 'em.

[yes_im_kawaii]

What if you get magic sick? The guy said it was some "miracle price" thing.

[material_guy]

If it's a price, just steal it. When it comes to that whole starving-bread or sick-medicine stealing moral thing, most people say it's okay, right? Since yer doin' it to stay alive, it counts. It definitely counts.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Steal being-alive?

[material_guy]

Sure. Some people gotta be pullin' it off somewhere. I mean, you've heard the phrase "he wouldn't die if you killed him," right?

[yes_im_kawaii]

I thought that was just something people said.

[material_guy]

Nah, there're definitely people that applies to for real. You just gotta be one of them!

[yes_im_kawaii]

People who don't die when they die?

[material_guy]

Sure! There's been guys on here from video games, who get 'game overs' without dyin'. Then there's people who get stabbed or shot or something but end up just fine for it. It exists, immortality definitely exists!

[yes_im_kawaii]

Auu... weird. I'll ask someone about that.